I propose a new carol

[highlyeccentric]

In the true spirit of the Christmas-New Year Period:

Pack the roads with cars and trailers (fa lalalala lalalala):
Drive the locals mad and bonkers (fa lalalala lalalala)!
Barely moving, on the freeway (fa lalalala lalalala)-
Jam the bypass, and the highway (fa lalalala lalalala)

There's more verses to be written, but I haven't managed to come up with them yet

Comments

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU WOMAN

That phrasemuffin read it out to me today and I got the damn thing stuck in my head for HOURS. Now it is BACK.

(fa lalala)

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

She is evil, is she not? :) We loves her, precious, we do.

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

Only a little, on weekends.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Also, I have a blister now.
*glares*

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

WELL I'M SORRY

YOU wanted to go to the bookstore, Mister.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I guess I should thank you for Watchmen. I haven't started it yet, but I will tonight. *strokes*

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

Eh, I just pointed you in the direction of awesome. You trod the path yourself.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Are you calling me a horse?

*looks innocent*

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

There are a number of ways I could answer that, you know.

Re: *looks innocent*

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Yes. I do. I choose my words wisely, you know. And my userpics. Mr Specificity, remember.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

I really love that carol. And every time I see B from now until forever, I shall sing it to him and torment him and gloat, for he gave me a blister with all the walking today. In the rain. In thongs wot my feet aren't designed to wear.

Thank you for this glimmering jewel of Christmas-presenty cheer :D

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

May it add to your merriment, if not your faggotry :P

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

OOOH! I should make a glittery christmas tree bauble that sings your carol, and wear it as an earing! That way it adds to both! :D (cake and eat it too)
Plus, I'll be the height of fashion!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

I <3 you, you know.

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. Right! May I help? I would either way, but it would be more fun to torment him in stereo.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

We shall form a choir! It shall be our entire repertoire! And we shall invite as many people to join as possible.

We shall need a name, though... Suggestions?

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

You see, internets, these people are my friends.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Would you rather your enemies torment you?

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

I have those? Gosh, I must be doing something right.

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

We do it because we care. Really!

[ulfruna.livejournal.com]

Fill the stores with desperate shoppers! (Falalalalaaaa, la-la, la la!)
Angry mums with screaming toddlers! (Falalalalaaa, la-la, la la!)
Gaudy tinsel, up since Springtime, (Falalaaa, lalalaaa, la la la!)
Re-mix carols start the migraines! (Falalalalaaaa, la-la, la LA.)

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

oooh, I think I need to work on a set of verses to commemorate Boxing Day Sales.

Perhaps also Boxing Day Sports, and I think Murderous New Years Eve Parties deserve a verse or three... *puts on thinking at*

[ulfruna.livejournal.com]

Boxing Day Sports! *shudder* Don't forget Awkward Gatherings With the In-Laws! (...or whatever appropriate extended family applies...)

The potential for this Australian-Festive-Summertime-Song is boundless. It needs to be said!