I propose a new carol

[highlyeccentric]

In the true spirit of the Christmas-New Year Period:

Pack the roads with cars and trailers (fa lalalala lalalala):
Drive the locals mad and bonkers (fa lalalala lalalala)!
Barely moving, on the freeway (fa lalalala lalalala)-
Jam the bypass, and the highway (fa lalalala lalalala)

There's more verses to be written, but I haven't managed to come up with them yet

Comments

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU WOMAN

That phrasemuffin read it out to me today and I got the damn thing stuck in my head for HOURS. Now it is BACK.

(fa lalala)

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

I really love that carol. And every time I see B from now until forever, I shall sing it to him and torment him and gloat, for he gave me a blister with all the walking today. In the rain. In thongs wot my feet aren't designed to wear.

Thank you for this glimmering jewel of Christmas-presenty cheer :D

[ulfruna.livejournal.com]

Fill the stores with desperate shoppers! (Falalalalaaaa, la-la, la la!)
Angry mums with screaming toddlers! (Falalalalaaa, la-la, la la!)
Gaudy tinsel, up since Springtime, (Falalaaa, lalalaaa, la la la!)
Re-mix carols start the migraines! (Falalalalaaaa, la-la, la LA.)