highlyeccentric: Sir Gawain: as gay as christmas - especially at christmas (Gawain)
highlyeccentric ([personal profile] highlyeccentric) wrote2008-12-27 11:49 pm

I propose a new carol

In the true spirit of the Christmas-New Year Period:

Pack the roads with cars and trailers (fa lalalala lalalala):
Drive the locals mad and bonkers (fa lalalala lalalala)!
Barely moving, on the freeway (fa lalalala lalalala)-
Jam the bypass, and the highway (fa lalalala lalalala)


There's more verses to be written, but I haven't managed to come up with them yet

[identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
DAMN YOU WOMAN

That [livejournal.com profile] phrasemuffin read it out to me today and I got the damn thing stuck in my head for HOURS. Now it is BACK.

(fa lalala)

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
She is evil, is she not? :) We loves her, precious, we do.

[identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Only a little, on weekends.

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, I have a blister now.
*glares*

[identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL I'M SORRY

YOU wanted to go to the bookstore, Mister.

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
To be fair, I guess I should thank you for Watchmen. I haven't started it yet, but I will tonight. *strokes*

[identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, I just pointed you in the direction of awesome. You trod the path yourself.

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you calling me a horse?

*looks innocent*

[identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
There are a number of ways I could answer that, you know.

Re: *looks innocent*

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. I do. I choose my words wisely, you know. And my userpics. Mr Specificity, remember.

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I really love that carol. And every time I see B from now until forever, I shall sing it to him and torment him and gloat, for he gave me a blister with all the walking today. In the rain. In thongs wot my feet aren't designed to wear.

Thank you for this glimmering jewel of Christmas-presenty cheer :D

[identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
May it add to your merriment, if not your faggotry :P

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OOOH! I should make a glittery christmas tree bauble that sings your carol, and wear it as an earing! That way it adds to both! :D (cake and eat it too)
Plus, I'll be the height of fashion!

[identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I <3 you, you know.
ext_3638: I'm in ur history, emphasising ur wimminz (Default)

[identity profile] kayloulee.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha. Right! May I help? I would either way, but it would be more fun to torment him in stereo.

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
We shall form a choir! It shall be our entire repertoire! And we shall invite as many people to join as possible.

We shall need a name, though... Suggestions?

[identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You see, internets, these people are my friends.

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you rather your enemies torment you?

[identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I have those? Gosh, I must be doing something right.
ext_3638: I'm in ur history, emphasising ur wimminz (Default)

[identity profile] kayloulee.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
We do it because we care. Really!

[identity profile] ulfruna.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 09:17 am (UTC)(link)

Fill the stores with desperate shoppers! (Falalalalaaaa, la-la, la la!)
Angry mums with screaming toddlers! (Falalalalaaa, la-la, la la!)
Gaudy tinsel, up since Springtime, (Falalaaa, lalalaaa, la la la!)
Re-mix carols start the migraines! (Falalalalaaaa, la-la, la LA.)

[identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh, I think I need to work on a set of verses to commemorate Boxing Day Sales.

Perhaps also Boxing Day Sports, and I think Murderous New Years Eve Parties deserve a verse or three... *puts on thinking at*

[identity profile] ulfruna.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Boxing Day Sports! *shudder* Don't forget Awkward Gatherings With the In-Laws! (...or whatever appropriate extended family applies...)

The potential for this Australian-Festive-Summertime-Song is boundless. It needs to be said!