Reasonable Advice For Foolish Characters

I am definitely 100% not starting an Arthurian Sex Advice side project. This is an aberration.

( Advice to Lady Bertilak )

Citation: Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (14th c England). Jessie Weston's (out of date) translation can be read here, and Malory Ortberg's side-splittingly funny parody is here.

Reasonable Advice For Foolish Characters, 2

Definitely not a series, oh no.

( Advice to Yvain )

Citation: Le Chevalier au Lion (Chrétien de Troyes, 12th c French). W.W. Comfort's translatioon is here.

Reasonable Advice For Foolish Characters, 3

I blame cambiechoo for this one.

( Advice to Bisclavret's Wife )

Citation: Bisclavret (Marie de France, 12th c French). Judith Shoaf's translation is here.

Reasonable Advice For Foolish Characters, 4

I have no one to blame for this except myself.

( Advice to Lanval )

Citation: Lanval (Marie de France, 12th c French) - Judith Shoaf's translation is here, and Sir Launfal (Thomas of Chester, 14th c English), glossed text here