There is something seriously wrong with me.

[highlyeccentric]

I just failed at HEATING UP A MCCAIN'S PIZZA. How CAN you fail at that?

I turned it into a charred, bubbling mess. I managed to lever the Plastic Thing Which Covers Things off the top of the pizza, but when I tried to lever the charred pizza off the plate, the PLATE SHATTERED, rather than part with its charred, bubbling friend.

My house stinks of blackened, post-apocalyptic pizza.

Comments

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

At least now you know how to shatter medium-sized roundnesses of glass... ? Seriously though, I'm pretty impressed with your work there.

Perhaps next time you should not cook it quite so long/high?