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highlyeccentricI just failed at HEATING UP A MCCAIN'S PIZZA. How CAN you fail at that?
I turned it into a charred, bubbling mess. I managed to lever the Plastic Thing Which Covers Things off the top of the pizza, but when I tried to lever the charred pizza off the plate, the PLATE SHATTERED, rather than part with its charred, bubbling friend.
My house stinks of blackened, post-apocalyptic pizza.
I turned it into a charred, bubbling mess. I managed to lever the Plastic Thing Which Covers Things off the top of the pizza, but when I tried to lever the charred pizza off the plate, the PLATE SHATTERED, rather than part with its charred, bubbling friend.
My house stinks of blackened, post-apocalyptic pizza.