dis looks like fun....

[highlyeccentric]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I set mrlachatte's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I put gum in niamh_sage's hair (-12 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed laiaratoiel's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-744 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, highlyeccentric

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Comments

[lepsdavid.livejournal.com]

In my capacity as a paid member of the Uniting Church I have sat here for a good five minutes trying to figure out how I can, in a humourous manner, comment on the spanking.

All I have turned up is me offering to spank you on santa's behalf... Somehow that doesn't fit with the whole church employee thing... or for that matter even if I wasn't an employee of the church it strikes me as a flawed best effort.

In conclusion, there are times I shouldn't comment

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

two words for that: Safe Place.

*wanders off looking a little disturbed*

[lepsdavid.livejournal.com]

See times I shouldn't comment

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

glad you've got that figured out...

[lepsdavid.livejournal.com]

By the way, I just read your letter in "Insights" (unless there is more than one person of your name who lives in Women's College???) It is nice to see that someone responded to the previous letter about the movie "Saved!". Even better that it was you and well written.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

why thank you. it now occurs to me that i was a little too angry for what it warranted... as Dad put it, 'she's self-righteously anti-self-righteous'.