dis looks like fun....

[highlyeccentric]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I set mrlachatte's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I put gum in niamh_sage's hair (-12 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed laiaratoiel's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-744 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, highlyeccentric

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[mrlachatte.livejournal.com]

A spanking! A spanking!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

and only a little bit of peril.

[gryphonvere.livejournal.com]

Geesh.... and you even forgot disintegrating my alpaca skin hat..... that's at least -25 points.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

alpaca skin hat. that you even THOUGHT of such a thing proves beyond doubt that you are, in fact, Andy's long lost twin.

[gryphonvere.livejournal.com]

Andy? ^_-

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Andy, aka Llama Boy. he of the llama poncho, alpaca hat and Peruvian Pants, all so horribly unfashionable i'm sure you'd adore them.

[gryphonvere.livejournal.com]

Meaning NCYC Andrew, if I recall correctly.... right?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

no, whups. andy president of sydney UCATSA

[gryphonvere.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oops, myself.

I know you did mention the Peruvian Pants, but I didn't go and look that up... how foolish of me.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

yes, very :P you know i wouldn't insult you like that ;)

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

So that was YOU, was it??? I'll have you know, I had to get my beautiful hair all cut off because of that. Used to be able to sit on it, I could, now it barely reaches my shoulders *sniffle*

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

[mutter]stupidpeoplewhosehairgrowspasttheirshoulderstheydeservewhattheyget[/mutter]

oops... *halo*

[lepsdavid.livejournal.com]

In my capacity as a paid member of the Uniting Church I have sat here for a good five minutes trying to figure out how I can, in a humourous manner, comment on the spanking.

All I have turned up is me offering to spank you on santa's behalf... Somehow that doesn't fit with the whole church employee thing... or for that matter even if I wasn't an employee of the church it strikes me as a flawed best effort.

In conclusion, there are times I shouldn't comment

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

two words for that: Safe Place.

*wanders off looking a little disturbed*

[lepsdavid.livejournal.com]

See times I shouldn't comment

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

glad you've got that figured out...

[lepsdavid.livejournal.com]

By the way, I just read your letter in "Insights" (unless there is more than one person of your name who lives in Women's College???) It is nice to see that someone responded to the previous letter about the movie "Saved!". Even better that it was you and well written.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

why thank you. it now occurs to me that i was a little too angry for what it warranted... as Dad put it, 'she's self-righteously anti-self-righteous'.