The obvious answer!

[highlyeccentric]

Mild feverishness, disordered sleep pattern, heaviness of limbs, headaches, general confusion, lack of appetite.

You might think I'm getting the flu, but in fact, it is perfectly obvious that I'm suffering from Green Disease.

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[eggs-maledict.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I probably should've seen this coming, shouldn't I? Especially after last time we spoke about all this.

I am assuming this means what I think it means. Which might seem obvious but is a tricksy state of mind...