The obvious answer!

[highlyeccentric]

Mild feverishness, disordered sleep pattern, heaviness of limbs, headaches, general confusion, lack of appetite.

You might think I'm getting the flu, but in fact, it is perfectly obvious that I'm suffering from Green Disease.

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[eggs-maledict.livejournal.com]

Hmm there's always a cloud to the silver lining I guess...

I like the reversal though. That's worth an award all by itself...