Have I mentioned that my little brother is awesome?

[highlyeccentric]

And that he has a blog? Where he discusses weird musical things that I don't understand.

NEVERTHELESS, may I recommend his list of The Top Ten Most Wanky Metal Bands known to mankind? He's really quite good at snark, my brother.

There is a genre for Blackened Christian Metal…but come on. Any band which fits into that category has cock-smack written all over them.

Comments

[tranquillita.livejournal.com]

That post was rather amusing. Though the website seems to hate me and keeps refreshing, and doesn't seem to want to let me post a comment (at least not without registering, which I don't particularly want to do) - all I wanted to tell him was that he might like Dark Tranquillity! (Another, non-wanky metal band =P)

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

orble does try to get you to register, but you can type in your name and blog address (just ignore it trying to put orble addresses in instead).

[tranquillita.livejournal.com]

I did that, but it sent me to a login page =(

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

bugger.

[rxgra.livejournal.com]

It would seem that your brother has succumbed to "lulz". May I suggest beating it out of him?

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

Cock-smack? LOL! I nearly spat dame blanche all over my computer. :P

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

His other favourite word is 'bellend', which I thought was cute until I looked it up on urbandictionary...

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

I had a little think about that one and came to the conclusion that it was synonymous with "knob". I'm not sure whether to be pleased with myself or appalled that I got it right. :P

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

it's rather more PRECISE than "knob", unless knob is supposed to be more specific than just phallic.

*sings*
IF IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN IT'S PHALLIC!
IF IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN IT'S PHALLIC!
IF IT'S SHORTER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN YOU TURN IT ON IT'S SIDE:
NOW IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, AND IT'S PHALLIC!

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

LOL! Stop making me laugh when I've got my mouth full (with TEA, dammit, nothing else :P ).

And I always assumed knob referred to the business end, and not the whole thing. You know, like "The wizard's staff has a knob on the end"?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Now, you have a point there....

Mind you, I only *just* got the significance of the Wizard's Staff song, so clearly I'm not too crash hot on innuendo...

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

(psst, that's why you have me!)

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Yay! My personal innuendo translation module!