it's rather more PRECISE than "knob", unless knob is supposed to be more specific than just phallic.
*sings* IF IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN IT'S PHALLIC! IF IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN IT'S PHALLIC! IF IT'S SHORTER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN YOU TURN IT ON IT'S SIDE: NOW IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, AND IT'S PHALLIC!
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Date: 2008-08-23 04:22 pm (UTC)*sings*
IF IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN IT'S PHALLIC!
IF IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN IT'S PHALLIC!
IF IT'S SHORTER THAN IT'S WIDE, THEN YOU TURN IT ON IT'S SIDE:
NOW IT'S LONGER THAN IT'S WIDE, AND IT'S PHALLIC!