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highlyeccentricHoroscope for Scorpios this week, from the Good Weekend:
'After offering a potential conquest a spot of animal sex back at your place, she demands to know what thread count your sheets are before accepting. The encounter makes you long for simpler times, when sheets only had to be clean to make the grade.'
So Jess, Reena and I are all going to take it into our heads to engage in animal sex with other women, and we will be defeated by the inferiority of the sheets provided by college. Damn college, ruining the animal sex life I didn't know I had!
Meanwhile Emily's horoscope says she's about to begin her midlife crisis. This means she will die at age 42. How profound.
For Tock, however, the horoscope ran something like this:
'How's that ironing going? Feels good, doesn't it? Already people are starting to notice you taking care of yourself. And better presentation is showing off your new silhouette. Once the weight comes off, you can tackle all those other aspects of your life that suck.'
'After offering a potential conquest a spot of animal sex back at your place, she demands to know what thread count your sheets are before accepting. The encounter makes you long for simpler times, when sheets only had to be clean to make the grade.'
So Jess, Reena and I are all going to take it into our heads to engage in animal sex with other women, and we will be defeated by the inferiority of the sheets provided by college. Damn college, ruining the animal sex life I didn't know I had!
Meanwhile Emily's horoscope says she's about to begin her midlife crisis. This means she will die at age 42. How profound.
For Tock, however, the horoscope ran something like this:
'How's that ironing going? Feels good, doesn't it? Already people are starting to notice you taking care of yourself. And better presentation is showing off your new silhouette. Once the weight comes off, you can tackle all those other aspects of your life that suck.'
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Date: 2006-08-05 08:18 am (UTC)*heartbroken*
Date: 2006-08-07 01:24 am (UTC)