The Indian Mother

[highlyeccentric]

me: had a phone call at two in the morning this morning
Reena: from who?
me: Will
Reena, sternly: how long did you talk to him for?
me: hour and a half *looks shifty*
Reena: aaargh!
me: yeah, i thought the Indian mother would be upset.
Reena: *thinks* actually, no. the Indian mother just wants you in bed. Doesn't care what you do when you get there.
me: does the Indian mother care who I do it with?
Reena: not at all.

oh, the possibilities... if only i could bring myself to exploit them.

Comments

[cjhartley123.livejournal.com]

Pauline says:

Please explain??

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

what do you need explained, hmm?

[lepsdavid.livejournal.com]

And what did thou talk about?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

*why i intimidate will
*how he is very silly but i love him to bits
*how we are agreed on the fact that the country is going to hell in a handbasket
*you
*jemimah
*lukas
*my sanity
*william's sanity
*will coming to visit me

[lepsdavid.livejournal.com]

I am now naturally curious what was said about me

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

that you've been remarkably well behaved lately :P

and also how nice you were to me yesterday, etc.

[cjhartley123.livejournal.com]

She no-doubt discussed your 'odours'

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

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[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

and just what possibilities would thou be exploiting?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

the possibilties inherant in the Indian Mother not caring what i do in bed or who with.

damn morality. no fun.