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Feb. 20th, 2010 11:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
highlyeccentricScene: K and I, in the supermarket. I am packing bags in roundabout and awkward ways, and then, when requested to pay, have to fumble about for my wallet and figure out how to put my card into the machine.
Says K: Oh my GOD, who let you out of kindergarten?
Says I: I am a responsible adult, I swear!
*K and cashier both start giggling at me*
Scene: some time later, in the lounge room
Says I: I never went to kindergarten. Where I come from, it didn't exist.
Says K: ... that explains everything.
[Scene: Fisher labs, right now. Says K: Goodness we're funny. We should go on the stage!]
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Today, we achieved bulk discounts on our respective bedroom furniture (bed for K, cupboards and drawers for me) by impersonating lesbians. Or at least by both of us bouncing on mattresses and me doing most of the talking and then putting everything in one transaction.
Thank the powers that be for small independant furniture stores with nice salespeople (who can't spell. We could've bought a Dinning Room set. I would like a Dinning room. We could buy drums for K and put them in the Dinning Room!) which also happen to be no more than ten minutes from our house. Massive treks to god knows where: AVOIDED.
Says K: Oh my GOD, who let you out of kindergarten?
Says I: I am a responsible adult, I swear!
*K and cashier both start giggling at me*
Scene: some time later, in the lounge room
Says I: I never went to kindergarten. Where I come from, it didn't exist.
Says K: ... that explains everything.
[Scene: Fisher labs, right now. Says K: Goodness we're funny. We should go on the stage!]
~
Today, we achieved bulk discounts on our respective bedroom furniture (bed for K, cupboards and drawers for me) by impersonating lesbians. Or at least by both of us bouncing on mattresses and me doing most of the talking and then putting everything in one transaction.
Thank the powers that be for small independant furniture stores with nice salespeople (who can't spell. We could've bought a Dinning Room set. I would like a Dinning room. We could buy drums for K and put them in the Dinning Room!) which also happen to be no more than ten minutes from our house. Massive treks to god knows where: AVOIDED.