Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory!
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highlyeccentrichttp://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the myth of redemptive violence you need to realize that everything is controlled by a US government made up of evangelists with help from engineers.
The conspiracy first started during the Gilgamesh Epic in Babylon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the fall of the Temple of Jerusalem.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by an almost religious nationalism.
They want to dismantle the UN and imprison resisters in Hell using pitchforks.
In order to prepare for this, we all must create a counter myth. Since the media is controlled by Sydney Anglicans we should get our information from student associations.
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the myth of redemptive violence you need to realize that everything is controlled by a US government made up of evangelists with help from engineers.
The conspiracy first started during the Gilgamesh Epic in Babylon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the fall of the Temple of Jerusalem.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by an almost religious nationalism.
They want to dismantle the UN and imprison resisters in Hell using pitchforks.
In order to prepare for this, we all must create a counter myth. Since the media is controlled by Sydney Anglicans we should get our information from student associations.