Continuing the Saga of Amy Fails At Common Bathroom Substances...

[highlyeccentric]

I've been wondering why my hair is so gross. I've been washing it every day. Yesterday I washed it twice. STILL GROSS.

This morning, I actually read the labels in the shower.

I've been applying three layers of conditioner, from two different bottles.

BASICALLY I FAIL AT BEING FEMALE.

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[kayloulee]

*falls about laughing*

Heeeee. Didn't they look different to shampoo bottles?

[highlyeccentric]

THEY WERE TWO DIFFERENT SHAPES OF THE SAME KIND OF CONDITIONER. IT'S EVIL.

[sjazz]

Oh, Amy. XD
I'm guessing you didn't notice that the stuff *in* the bottles looked the same, either?

For future reference:
Shampoo = clear and runny
Conditioner = thick and creamy

[highlyeccentric]

CLEAR AND RUNNY. THICK AND CREAMY.

DUBIOUSLUBE!

[sjazz]

DAMMIT. I KNEW IT SOUNDED DIRTY SOMEHOW.

[sjazz]

You know how sometimes you'll encounter something where the fail is so great that it's actually gone right around and into the realm of awesome?

This is one of those times.

*Joins K in the floor laughing*