EEEWWW

[highlyeccentric]

SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO MY MUFFINS. I had one at lunch at it was lovely; I just tried two now and they taste funky. WHYYY, it can't have been hot enough to send muffins funky, even yoghurt-based muffins :(

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[strippedbare.livejournal.com]

SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO MY MUFFINS

This made me snigger, as it reminded me of a comment my mother once made to her boss. It was a Fat Friday, and he'd brought in some sort of iced-bread/buns. As he's walking out the door, my mum sings out, "Nice buns, sir!". Cue him looking back over his shoulder at his arse, nodding, and saying "Thank you, Corporal! I do try!"

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

This is a bit preposterous but bear with me here. It just popped into my head, and I thought it irresponsible to not to mention a perfectly plausible biological explanation.

Could you have, possibly, in the last few hours, become pregnant?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Well, in order to be displaying such symptoms, I would've had to have become pregnant some WEEKS ago, and... no, sadly, I have not been engaging in any acts which might accidentally result in reproduction. More's the pity.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

... have you been watching Gilmore Girls?

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

... I do kinda want to make a Norman Mailer I'm Pregnant! reference at this juncture, but fear that then I would be losing even more of my edgy, tough-guy image.