Well, *I* don't put historically innacurate things in my mouth...

[highlyeccentric]

This principle is something I felt the need to articulate this week, as a result of discovering first the latest abuse of the Not-Viking-Helmet, and then the latest in 'protective' gear*

Originally, circle A had been entirely encompassed by circle B, but after my terrible efforts at pronunciation this week...
And circle B had originally been much larger, but as I was gnawing on my pen and chewing my fingernails just now, I think I may have overestimated it somewhat.

I feel like I should say something significant about the medieval in modern culture, and the fact that you can dress your manly-bits up heroically, but instead, I shall leave you with the following advice: if your bedroom ego is inflated by the addition of chain-mail or faux-viking helmets, for the love of Bede make sure your chosen partner is a modern historian.**

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*Both work safe, although if extra conscientious, avoid the first.
**Speaking of advice, check out the strangest response I've ever had to my blogging

Comments

[daiskmeliadorn.livejournal.com]

surely the chocolate would be an improvement, though?



(p.s. glad for the opportunity to use my 'coffs harbour' icon)

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

not if it's in historically innacurate shapes! it's the principle of the thing...

also, i am assured by People Who Know Such Things that sex chocolate never tastes much good anyway.

[daiskmeliadorn.livejournal.com]

haha, now there is a market that should be exploited

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

good tasting, historically accurate sex chocolate?

[daiskmeliadorn.livejournal.com]

ooooh yeah!

maybe my post-thesis project? it'd have to be related to lesbian nuns somehow...

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

i bet lesbian nuns would like *theologically accurate* quality sex chocolate!

[daiskmeliadorn.livejournal.com]

haha awesome :)