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[highlyeccentric]

Nigerian English sounds awesome

For example, a TV isn't switched on or off — it's "on-ed" or "off-ed."

A Nigerian congratulating someone on a success or victory will likely "felicitate" him rather than offer felicitations. Similarly, people are invited to "jubilate," or celebrate, a triumph...

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[rxgra.livejournal.com]

OH&S if simultaneously applied!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

no such thing as OH&S in your own bedroom... :P

[(Anonymous)]

anything that makes you convulse in pain - be you the fellatior or fellatiee - could have serious asphyxiation-type consequences. convulsing with pleasure is entirely acceptable, however. medical fact i just made up. so if you like your flagellation, go for it. XX, pix