College

[highlyeccentric]

Subsequent to the introduction of a points-based room draw, iremos offers a list of points which ought to be awarded. They include:
* 5 points for not washing a possum
and * 50 points for not having shrieking boinkage with your boyfriend in the bathroom that 20 other girls have to use, especially right before class at 9 AM on a weekday.

I wholeheartedly support these motions, and others she has suggested. Well, except possibly item 3:
* 10 points for shutting the walkway door before it sets off the alarm that pierces every single-paned window in the immediate vicinity at 3 AM.
I blame goblinpaladin for the incident of walkway-door-alarming late last night. Sorry iremos.

In the same entry, she writes that

The defining moment of my Women's College career was walking into the dining room on a particularly cold day, wrapped up in my Pratt sweater (represent!), where I encounter a bunch of plastic ziploc bags all neatly labeled with locations on the Women's College grounds and filled with lacy things. A sign propped up on a chair reads, "Dear girls, It is very windy outside today. Please ensure that your clothing is firmly affixed to the clothing lines if you place them on the balcony. These panties were blown onto the lawn this morning. Are any of them yours?"

Meanwhile, kayloulee, otherwise known as "Fresher Highly" (poor child), contributes to the list of Things That Should Not Be Done In Bathrooms: Leaving fake tan crap all over the sinks (wtf) and the benches in the shower stalls. YUK. No one wants to see your body paint, bimbo people who want to look orange.

We had a lovely Impromput* Party in Kate's room last night.
Now i must write an essay on Chaucer. Someone shoot me now.

*that was supposed to be Impromptu, but i do so like the look of Impromput. I wonder what an Impromput party consists of?

Comments

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

I am a bad person.

Also, see my icon re: your request.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

you are entirely too kind. whatever did i do without you?

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

Had a completely astrous life.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

that i did

[sea-of-tethys.livejournal.com]

Hee. This makes me slightly less sad that i don't live in a dorm any more.

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

I blame the people in my corridor. Especially Sporty Person, Always Drunk Person, and the Second Year Party Coalition. It was probably the second years though - this assumption is based on the fact that once I was woken up at 5 am by them GOING OUT! Not coming back to college, LEAVING to go somewhere. So therefore their inconsiderateness will extend to leaving the bathroom a dump.

I'm full of logic tonight!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

yeah, McFuck does that too. random phone conversations in the hall as she's going out at 4 am...

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

Did you see the awards night nominations sheets they've put up on the House Committee noticeboard? Bree thinks that I should nominate myself for the "Alcoholics Anonymous" one, because it's for people that never get drunk. I agree with this. I was thinking of putting, um, you know the blonde girl doing Arts Hons who comes from where I do? I don't want to put her name down here in this context... for the PDA one, because of the sex-in-the-window-seat incident. Thing is, I can't remember if that was this year or not. Do you know?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

i dunno, but that is a good plan :)

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

Why thank you!

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

I've put window-seat-girl up on the nominations sheet. A question, though: does the nominating person have to say why they did it? Because I remember you telling me about the girl in Back Alley who had really loud sex, everyone knew, and when she got the award she was horrified because she didn't know that they knew. And that sounds to me like they gave an explanation of the award.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

i dunno...

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

Oh well. I can just remain anonymous, because it didn't have a "this person was nominated by this other person" bit - probably for that reason :-).

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

How come the goblin gets free musics and I don't? I feel very much left out. Abandoned, even.

Oh woe is me - The Eccentric One no longer loves me :(

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

i can give you music!
i gave you Avenue Q, didn't I?

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

... you did. And I do so love it. But... it isn't Tripod!!

Meh, I should probably just go out and buy them. I have quite a few CDs I "need" to get. But there's just something about CD stores that makes me forget who I like. Artists in such a store become like tea that is brewing - outside this state, my memory works fine upon the object, but once this state is achieved, my memory can no longer grasp its reality. I cease to remeber it/they exist/s.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

i will just have to give you tripod then won't i?

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

... you don't have to


:)

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Improput parties would be those of an impromptu nature, where you are the host:

Word Evolution:
1. you [impromptuly/impromptly? whatever] put-on a party.
2. imprompt(u)ly put-on
3. imprompt(u)ly put
4. improm. put
5. impromput

you may now bow down to my genius.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

awesome.