Dear People Who Use Netbooks

What do I want in a Netbook?

Love,

me

Also, is this one as good a deal as it looks? I mean, it's shiny! The only spec I don't understand is processor specs, but I hear they're important or summat.

And now, a word about RAPE

Because, IDK, I have Thoughts.

( TW: meta-discussion, some personal details )

ED: updated shortly after posting. Final three paras added. FYI, LJ folks, this is an unlocked post on DW.