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Over at metaquotes, we're worshipping Dr Suess, and shaysdays  has composed a hymn for the occasion:

Will you pray with both your hands?
Will you pray by moving sand?
Will you pray by twirling 'round?
Will you pray by bowing down?
Would you, could you, all alone?
Could you, would you, through a phone?

I do not pray, don't make me pissed,
I do not pray, I'm atheist!

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Co-worker: I'd adopt a policy of not dating a man who uses more product than me, but they'd have to use none...
Me: Exactly. Anyone who spends less time on their appearance than me probably doesn't shower.