Trojie delivers dubious advice

 
Me, in fonts of woe: I'm barely passing Human Relations 101.
Trojie: Human Relations 101 is the Kobayashi Maru. It IS. There's no way to win. Unless you, I dunno, find a way to reprogram humans? 0.o
Me: So... if I sit in my chair and smirk in a superior fashion and do nothing while threatened on all sides, eventually the program will break down and everyone calls me Captain?
On the other hand, then I get court-martialled for cheating being an arsehole.