They're Exchanging Confidences, Harold
Jan. 19th, 2019 08:47 pmApropos of I-don't-recall-what on Tumblr I have suddenly discovered the art of Harry Wilson Watrous, and it is felicitous that his name is Harry, because... Harold. Harold.
Exhibit:

Sayeth the little doggie under the chair: 'Harold, they're lesbians'.

'The dregs'. Unclear if title refers to the wine or the unimpressive men. Bisexual and bored.

'Just of couple of girls'. Hashtag goals, especially in the wallpaper department.

'Solitaire': Ace as Fuck.

'Sophistication': identifies as tired of your bullshit

The slacker. Also ace as fuck, but has a filthy sense of humour.

'The Magician': here to seduce your daughters.

'The Passing of Summer'. Had a tumultuous affair with an older woman. Now in her first experience of Jaded Adulthood. Is anything ever really real if it isn't temporary, she asks?

'The girl with the mirror'. Thinks she's straight.

'Suitors'. Thanks them gently and places them in the bin.

'Fallen Pine'. Not a queer woman at all, I just like it.
Exhibit:

Sayeth the little doggie under the chair: 'Harold, they're lesbians'.
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Cane has Big Top Energy
4 (30.8%)
Hair Bows tolerates Cane's bravado will put her in her place at earliest opportunity
2 (15.4%)
50/50 and you never know which way it's going until the petticoats are off
7 (53.8%)

'The dregs'. Unclear if title refers to the wine or the unimpressive men. Bisexual and bored.

'Just of couple of girls'. Hashtag goals, especially in the wallpaper department.

'Solitaire': Ace as Fuck.

'Sophistication': identifies as tired of your bullshit

The slacker. Also ace as fuck, but has a filthy sense of humour.

'The Magician': here to seduce your daughters.

'The Passing of Summer'. Had a tumultuous affair with an older woman. Now in her first experience of Jaded Adulthood. Is anything ever really real if it isn't temporary, she asks?

'The girl with the mirror'. Thinks she's straight.

'Suitors'. Thanks them gently and places them in the bin.

'Fallen Pine'. Not a queer woman at all, I just like it.
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Harold
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He knew
5 (50.0%)
Clueless and they're snickering about it
0 (0.0%)
He totally knew
5 (50.0%)
He trained in Paris, honestly
6 (60.0%)
He invented a cryptid and as we know cryptids are queer culture
2 (20.0%)
You can't prove his wife wasn't a lesbian
8 (80.0%)
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