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8. If you buy a flatpacked self-assembly kit, you will never be absolutely confident that you have assembled it correctly. (This is because anarchists have infiltrated the flatpack factories. The junior anarchists work on the assembly line and always make sure that they omit one part in each pack, or add one extra. Senior anarchists write the assembly instructions. Their plot is to undermine our confidence in the consumer society. The plot is succeeding.)
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18. Never believe that anything is going to be the Next Big Thing. They said that the computer was going to replace the printed word. If this was true, why are there so many computer magazines?
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