On getting rid of unwanted suitors

[highlyeccentric]

(only suitable if you know you're never going to see said suitor again, and his resulting opinion of you as a raving loonie means nothing to you. also not suitable for use on conservative Christians, lest they be inflamed by your obvious holiness)

*tilt head coyly and gaze up at him through your lashes. twist your hands together for greater effect*
My chastity buddy says I shouldn't be dating right now, because I'm not strong enough. She ought to know, she's been dating for months now, so she really knows what temptation is like. *sigh wistfully* she's so much stronger than I... *suddenly focus in on your suitor again* But thank you for asking, that's really nice of you!

(this routine developed with aid of Kate)

Comments

[iremos.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

come on, isn't that the best rejection line you've ever heard? what *can* they say to that?

i'm now hoping to be randomly propositioned so that i can try it out. unfortunely, the best proposition i've had so far is a "hey baby" in Redfern Station on saturday night...

[iremos.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Awww. Well, the fishnet story is keeping me amused meanwhile.

You and I (+ other cool peeps) are going to go dancing one night. what are you doing this weekend?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

oh, gosh... i have no idea. I have about a zillion things coming at me from all sides, and i'm currently unsure as to which of them are happening when.

i *think* i have saturday night free, but that could be an accident caused by not filling my diary in properly.

[sea-of-tethys.livejournal.com]

I'm so using that next time I have the chance.