Cereal Offences

[highlyeccentric]

Kate: This pie is rather good. Except for the crunchy bits, which i hope aren't meat.
Me: No, it's Weet-Bix
Kate: what????
Me: You put it on shepherd's pie. And tuna mornay. Pretty much any casserole. Weet-Bix and cheese on top of a shepherds pie- makes a lovely crust.
Kate: You know, i don't think that sentence has ever been uttered before.
Me: yes it has, my mother said so!
Kate: People think I'm weird, because i eat them dry with vegemite and butter... I don't put them in a bloody casserole! *huffs off to get desert*

*Amy sidles up next to Tess*

Me: Tess, you put Weet-Bix in casseroles, don't you?
Tess: NO!!! Why would i EVER do that?
Me: *downcast* because it makes them crunchy?
Reena: What EVIL GREMLIN inspired THAT thought?
Me: my mother?

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I had no idea weet-bix was such a touchy subject...

ed: apparently Reena said INTERNAL GREMLIN. but my version sounds better