would you like fries with your bucket of sin, sir?

[highlyeccentric]

me: did you know there's a patron saint of the Internet?
kate: no, no I didn't
me: well there is. he wrote an encyclopaedia or something, so he's the patron saint of the internet because it's self-generated information and information all in one place.
kate: you'd think, the internet being a, a, a thing *waves hands around expressively*
me: repository?
kate: sort of, sort of *jigs hands up and down, makes motions for depth* sort of bucket!
me:...
kate: bucket of sin! *cracks up laughing*
me: you mean den of iniquity?
kate: no, no... yes. would you like fries with your bucket of sin?

Comments

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

I want what you ladies are smoking :P

And I only just got notified of your comment on my latest post re slow notifications. 41 MINUTES LATER!! I can usually get them in under 8 minutes, and sometimes in 0 minutes. 41 minutes is just plain unacceptable. Especially when older comments take longer to get through, meaning I get your replies to your own comments on my journal before I even know you've read it!

*sigh*

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

*gurgles*

i'm not sure what we're smoking, but it's definitely potent

[(Anonymous)]

Damn, I'm so amusing. Go me. (This is Kate by the way - I'm meant to be doing the grail essay, but all your stuff's just linked through to facebook, so...)
*Think you need to explain that I was going to say "since the net is such a den of inquity surely it doesn't deserve a patron saint".