me: did you know there's a patron saint of the Internet?
kate: no, no I didn't
me: well there is. he wrote an encyclopaedia or something, so he's the patron saint of the internet because it's self-generated information and information all in one place.
kate: you'd think, the internet being a, a, a thing *waves hands around expressively*
me: repository?
kate: sort of, sort of *jigs hands up and down, makes motions for depth* sort of bucket!
me:...
kate: bucket of sin! *cracks up laughing*
me: you mean den of iniquity?
kate: no, no... yes. would you like fries with your bucket of sin?
kate: no, no I didn't
me: well there is. he wrote an encyclopaedia or something, so he's the patron saint of the internet because it's self-generated information and information all in one place.
kate: you'd think, the internet being a, a, a thing *waves hands around expressively*
me: repository?
kate: sort of, sort of *jigs hands up and down, makes motions for depth* sort of bucket!
me:...
kate: bucket of sin! *cracks up laughing*
me: you mean den of iniquity?
kate: no, no... yes. would you like fries with your bucket of sin?