Lets play a little game of 'what's worse'

[highlyeccentric]

Q: Which is worse?
a) being locked out of your room by a key malfunction, when you are wearing only a towel. (monday) There being no one in the office when you ring, so having to do a towel-clad run down to Mary's office, fearing that you may run through some important conference and/or into some dignitary.
b) getting out of the shower and finding you have no towel, and being faced with a nekkid dash (fortunately short) back to your room, and the interminable seconds while the key clears in the swipe lock. (tuesday)
A:...

Q: What's worse than both of these things?
A: Happily sitting reading in the nud (yes, i do that sort of thing) when the principal knocks on the door. Grabbing a towel and answering it, to have a five minute conversation with the principal, a new student (your new next door neighbour) and said student's mother.

Q: What is a good way to top off this comedy?
A: returning to the bathroom to comb your hair. raising your arms in front of the mirror in the process, and discovering that you have shaved one underarm, and the other is flourishing with silky hair.

Comments

[flamearrows.livejournal.com]

I actually adopt the shout until someone brings me a towel. Now I'm an oldie, this'll be easier, if slightly more embarassing (RUN FRESHERS RUN).

Also, how on earth did you manage to groom your underarm hair into a semblance of silkiness? Mine only manages to be wiry.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

i would normally yell, except that i'm living by myself in the dungeon at the moment... the only person who might here me was the maintenance man in the workshop, and i was desperately praying that he wouldn't happen to be around at the time.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Also, how on earth did you manage to groom your underarm hair into a semblance of silkiness? Mine only manages to be wiry.

what can i say? i just have good hair, i suppose :p

[rayneshadow.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say except... heheheh :p

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

you would. meanie :p

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

I'd have thought you'd learn after the first mishap to take more care to avoid something like Tuesday. :P

And Principal of what, may I ask?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

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