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[highlyeccentric]

Anybody who goes to an art gallery is a wanker, right? There are 3.6million wankers in Australia. Only geeks go to libraries, so this country has 5.4 million geeks. Dance performances are for poofs and fag-hags, and now we know Australia has 1.6 million people like that.

Outside of school projects, you wouldn't go sniffing dust in amuseum unless you were a complete dag. Ring up 3.6 million as thenational dag total. And anybody who has time to go wafting round a botanic garden needs to get a life - advice you must now offer to 5.4million of your compatriots.

A survey released last week by the Bureau of Statistics under the catchy title Attendance at Selected Cultural Venues and Eventschallenges the conventional wisdom that Australia is a land of jocks and slobs. It turns out Australians are wankier, poofier, geekier anddaggier than most of us imagined.

David Dale "Who We Are", Sun Herald,  4/2/07

Comments

[laiaratoiel.livejournal.com]

Long live the geeks ^_^

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

*gasp*
so there is hope for us yet?
:P

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

I am apparently a wanker, geek and dag with no life (well, I knew about the dag part already...).

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

rejoice!