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[highlyeccentric]

An Englishman, an American, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an Australian are on a plane that is crashing on account of being too heavy. They all throw their baggage from the plane, but it's still too heavy. Realising this calls for extreme heroism, the Englishman shouts "God save the Queen!", and jumps out. The Frenchman shouts: "Viva la France!", and jumps out, too. Then the American shouts: "Remember the Alamo!", and chucks out the Mexican. "I don't think that was very fair on his family," the Australian cries. "How would you like it if someone threw one of your family members out of a plane? Show some respect!"

Jack Marks' jokes for the new moral and politically correct Australians.

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[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

do you know the most absurd thing on that page is? a comment by one Glenn Trimble that attributes the lyrics of the Australian National Anthem to John Howard. and not once, but twice.

ftw?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

indeed!