The SalesPerson Walk
Sep. 10th, 2006 10:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
highlyeccentric1. Fold arms loosely, in a non-confrontational manner.
2. Proceed forward, rolling your hips slightly, taking measured paces.
3. Gaze into the middle distance, scanning in all directions but never looking at anything in particular.
4. Never let your gaze fall directly in front of you. This demonstrates your familiarity with the store, and also avoids unessecary contact with customers.
5. Square items on shelves as you go, maximising apparent business and minimising thought required.
6. When bored, alternate the SalesPerson Walk with Mony Python Silly Walks.
2. Proceed forward, rolling your hips slightly, taking measured paces.
3. Gaze into the middle distance, scanning in all directions but never looking at anything in particular.
4. Never let your gaze fall directly in front of you. This demonstrates your familiarity with the store, and also avoids unessecary contact with customers.
5. Square items on shelves as you go, maximising apparent business and minimising thought required.
6. When bored, alternate the SalesPerson Walk with Mony Python Silly Walks.