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bananas- a new status symbol

The Bananas in Pyjamas, of course, have had to be cancelled. A spokesman for the ABC said: "The corporation is determined to cater to all Australians, and not just to the very rich. Broadcasting a program in celebration of bananas would, at this time, be deeply insensitive to the position in which the majority of Australians families find themselves."

In music news, the Sydney Symphony has cancelled all performances of Beethoven's Fifth until further notice. The opening chords of "ba—na-na-na" remind too many patrons of what they are missing out on, leading to rioting in the stalls.

Mick Jagger, when touring Australia, no longer slides a banana down his pants to fool fans as to the size of his penis. Instead, he works on building the size of the real thing. One day, he hopes to fool Australian fans that he has a largish banana down there. What wealth would be implied! What a startling measure of his success!

 

i need to stop procrastinating.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well done Amy, if you have to procrastinate, you may as well do it right.
And see, you've made me procrastinate by reading the entire article...It's a talent to be sure.

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indeed it is!

who is this anyway?