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highlyeccentricJess: ah, mathematical economics. The science of turning rational thinking into innuendo.... Yeah, factor of x, you know what i mean?
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Zoe: he's from New Zealand, but he's australian, and now he's got American citizenship.
Nomi: who, Russel Crowe?
Zoe: no, my father.
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Tock: I know i got a haircut, i was there!
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This weeks horoscope for scorpio (from the Sun Herald):
Enjoying yourself so much requires that you throw away your sensible hat this week. But it also means the centimetres pile on without your being aware of it. Jupiter the planet of expansion, makes everything bigger, better and brighter, but you only want the right things to enlarge. You don't feel like taking yourself in hand, however. This leisurely, lethargic feeling is perfectly pleasant and you're not ready to let it go yet.
Jess: so basically, you, Reena and I are having fun, getting fat, and can't be bothered to masturbate.
Tess: (after similar analysis of the horoscope of everyone present) Jess, next time i want to know about the future, I'm coming to you. So much more succint.
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Zoe: he's from New Zealand, but he's australian, and now he's got American citizenship.
Nomi: who, Russel Crowe?
Zoe: no, my father.
~
Tock: I know i got a haircut, i was there!
~
This weeks horoscope for scorpio (from the Sun Herald):
Enjoying yourself so much requires that you throw away your sensible hat this week. But it also means the centimetres pile on without your being aware of it. Jupiter the planet of expansion, makes everything bigger, better and brighter, but you only want the right things to enlarge. You don't feel like taking yourself in hand, however. This leisurely, lethargic feeling is perfectly pleasant and you're not ready to let it go yet.
Jess: so basically, you, Reena and I are having fun, getting fat, and can't be bothered to masturbate.
Tess: (after similar analysis of the horoscope of everyone present) Jess, next time i want to know about the future, I'm coming to you. So much more succint.