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highlyeccentricClaire, on the mental state of the Bronte family: 'Well if i lived in Northern England, I'd be depressed too!'
Nomi, on how to revive religion in the modern day and age: 'The bible is one KINKY book... I mean, look at Leviticus. If you have to make laws against sleeping with goats, then people musta been doing it! Now if they teach thirteen year olds that, more of them might be interested!'
Kate pulled a great one, too, but i can't for the life of me remember what it was.
This morning, i was reading St Patrick for history. How do you identify pagans if you ship out with some? Why, they'll ask you to lick their nipples of course! Which I'm glad to say Paddy did not do, because they were pagans and he was a self respecting soon-to-be-saint. This however begs the question- would he have done otherwise had they been Christians?
Nomi, on how to revive religion in the modern day and age: 'The bible is one KINKY book... I mean, look at Leviticus. If you have to make laws against sleeping with goats, then people musta been doing it! Now if they teach thirteen year olds that, more of them might be interested!'
Kate pulled a great one, too, but i can't for the life of me remember what it was.
This morning, i was reading St Patrick for history. How do you identify pagans if you ship out with some? Why, they'll ask you to lick their nipples of course! Which I'm glad to say Paddy did not do, because they were pagans and he was a self respecting soon-to-be-saint. This however begs the question- would he have done otherwise had they been Christians?