the problem with cats:

[highlyeccentric]

eventually, they will vomit.

Why must this happen when I am undressed? I am not equipped to face vomit-cleaning wearing only a towel!

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[avedaggio.livejournal.com]

*laughs hysterically,keeps laughing, laughs harder, snorting, falls out of chair, wets self a little*

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

you mock my misfortunes.

hmph.

I hadn't even had breakfast! It's inhumane to ask a girl to clean up vomit before breakfast!

[kishnevi.livejournal.com]

I am not equipped to face vomit-cleaning wearing only a towel!
The obvious solution is to do in the nude. This also makes it easier to jump in the shower quickly if dealing with the vomit renders self cleaning advisable.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

I generally approve of doing cleaning tasks in the nude, for just that reason, but in this case, your suggestion fills me with ABJECT HORROR.

ahem. severe vomit-phobia, i has it.

(speaking of nudity: I disadvise cooking in the nud. It does make cleaning easier, particularly for nits like me who can spill things over and around a regular apron. However, this is only safe when cooking with _cold_ things. Hot sauces + easy-to-clean birthday suit = much pain.)

[kishnevi.livejournal.com]

Heh. I can cause a mess just by boiling a pot of water on the top of the stove.