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Helpfully illustrated by my colleague Kristen Haas Curtis (
hellomizk):

I dreamed I was meeting my boss MF and colleague Kristen at a major interchange, to go somewhere on a train. Instead, we walked in circles and back and forth around the station, dragging an improbable number of suitcases. At one point we got Dunkin Donuts coffee.
When asked why I was carrying a huge backpack as well as my improbable suitcases, I confessed I had not *un*packed it properly, and was still lugging around folders of research and teaching material from 2018.
At one point, MF tried to lead us to a pub, but it was closed. I got run into by small children on bicycles. All the signs in the station were malfunctioning due to, and I quote, interference from "GoogleShoes".
Except for the lack of masks, this is the most 2020 dream one could have, and also an extremely transparent postdoc dream.
(Also, you should go follow
hellomizk if you have twitter. Her diary comics are a delight. I recommend this one:

I dreamed I was meeting my boss MF and colleague Kristen at a major interchange, to go somewhere on a train. Instead, we walked in circles and back and forth around the station, dragging an improbable number of suitcases. At one point we got Dunkin Donuts coffee.
When asked why I was carrying a huge backpack as well as my improbable suitcases, I confessed I had not *un*packed it properly, and was still lugging around folders of research and teaching material from 2018.
At one point, MF tried to lead us to a pub, but it was closed. I got run into by small children on bicycles. All the signs in the station were malfunctioning due to, and I quote, interference from "GoogleShoes".
Except for the lack of masks, this is the most 2020 dream one could have, and also an extremely transparent postdoc dream.
(Also, you should go follow
)New diary comic: THE SHAME pic.twitter.com/np5dY2Hqh8
— kristen haas curtis (@hellomizk) November 30, 2020