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Kitchen smells of hellmouth. Send help.
Jul. 8th, 2010 09:33 pmDEAR ADULTS ON MY FLIST:
Yesterday, I cleaned the oven. It smelt gross. I let it air out for a while after wiping it down.
Today, K turned the oven on. The kitchen proceeded to smell of hellmouth. She turned the oven off and wiped it down with water and vinegar.
Now our kitchen smells like Satan 'N' Vinegar, flavour of the month.
Our mothers have decided that tonight is the night for both of them to be on the phone for hours (hopefully not to one another. If our parents are ganging up on us, we really *are* married).
DEAR ADULTS AND SKILLED ADULT-IMPERSONATORS: WHAT DO WE DO?
ETA: got hold of my mother. Apparently this is not a spectacular Highly-and-K disaster, it's Perfectly Normal, Dear. We started by putting the door ajar and turning the oven on; then, on a whim, we started cooking potatoes. So hopefully we'll end up with potatoes that smell like Satan, and an oven that smells of potatoes. If that fails, maybe we'll try garlic! It works on vampires, it's got to work on Satan 'N' Vinegar Oven.
ETA2: News just in! Oven Cleaner + Vinegar + potatoes = SATAN AND VINEGAR CHIPS.
It's getting better. Sort of. Marginally. And in the meantime, we have invented medium-sized evil.
Yesterday, I cleaned the oven. It smelt gross. I let it air out for a while after wiping it down.
Today, K turned the oven on. The kitchen proceeded to smell of hellmouth. She turned the oven off and wiped it down with water and vinegar.
Now our kitchen smells like Satan 'N' Vinegar, flavour of the month.
Our mothers have decided that tonight is the night for both of them to be on the phone for hours (hopefully not to one another. If our parents are ganging up on us, we really *are* married).
DEAR ADULTS AND SKILLED ADULT-IMPERSONATORS: WHAT DO WE DO?
ETA: got hold of my mother. Apparently this is not a spectacular Highly-and-K disaster, it's Perfectly Normal, Dear. We started by putting the door ajar and turning the oven on; then, on a whim, we started cooking potatoes. So hopefully we'll end up with potatoes that smell like Satan, and an oven that smells of potatoes. If that fails, maybe we'll try garlic! It works on vampires, it's got to work on Satan 'N' Vinegar Oven.
ETA2: News just in! Oven Cleaner + Vinegar + potatoes = SATAN AND VINEGAR CHIPS.
It's getting better. Sort of. Marginally. And in the meantime, we have invented medium-sized evil.