And now we are unpacking

Me: Ohh, a shirt!
...
A shirt, a hat, and a whole pile of jelly!

Kayloulee: What are you DOING?

Me: I'm unpacking!

Kayloulee: What. The. Hell.

Me: I'm unpacking the Jelly Adventure bag!
... And this is where all the spoons went! If by all, you mean two.

(Earlier today, I had a spoons crisis. Despite the discovery of spoons in the Jelly Adventure bag, I have nonetheless unpacked nine hundred teaspoons and four desert spoons from my cutlery box, as a ward against future cutlery shortages.)

Phrasemuffin:

I may not often care about legs on men, but I do when they're on THIS man: