Facts:

1. S's kitchen knives are sharp. *sucks thumb and pouts*
2. This orange, wot I was attmempting to devour when the knife bit me, is unpleasantly sour. FAIL, COLES SPECIALS, FAIL.

*goes to eat avocado pasta, which is also unpleasantly sour due to overdoing it on the lemon bit*

Rxgra:

I dreamed about Functional Grammar the other night. Very vivid dream about those sentence-parsing exercises from first year.