In crazy news...

Speaking of The Handmaid's Tale: if you've read it, you may remember that in Gilead one could pay for a punch-card machine called a Soul Scroll to read aloud set prayers for you.

You can now pay a computer to say your Hail Marys - with a range of prayers for other religious groups as well.

Facts

1. There is something deeply weird about the phrase 'you and your prostate'. (Does anyone get a strange mental image of a happy looking man with a prostate on his arm?)

2. We're editing web content now at work, and I love it. And by love it I mean love to bitch about it, but that's a sign of satisfaction as far as I'm concerned. I would tell you more about it but

3. as a consequence of 2, the last thing I want to do in my free time is play around with web content. Goodbye, I'm going to read a book.