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phrasemuffin wins. He wins so hard.

Today he presented me with the bestest birthday present ever. I'm someone who takes great glee in putting together idiosyncratic and perfectly targeted presents for people, but I am rarely the recipient of such things. And Random David just took the cake for effort and obscurity.

He presented me with:

An XKCD shirt

and a pinboard. Yes, a pinboard. Said pinboard had pinned to it a small stuffed Puss In Boots, and five cards. Said cards had inscribed on them LOLCAT references! "I can has cheeseburger". "My innocent eyes, let me show you them."

He assures me that he can never regard XKCD or LOLCats or Beowulf references without thinking of me. The first and third I understand; the presence of the second in the list induces some dismay in me. It seems that, as well as kayloulee being Fresher Highly, a year in her company has seen me morph into Senior Kayloulee. I had barely seen a LOLCat before I visited her room... And I dubbed her Mrs Figg for her propensity to subject visitors to photographs of cats.
Beware, kayloulee. I am absorbing your identity.

P.S: goblinpaladin is reading me Beowulf. EEE!