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highlyeccentricMcDonald's hamburgers are probably masturbation.
-Kate, with typical brilliance.
Would you like the whole story?
This is Kate, musing on why sex ought to be more than just sex.
It's not just about a physical need. I mean, if someone gave you cardboard- run with me here, run with me!
Someone gives you cardboard. And this cardboard has all the nutrients and vitamins and whatever else you need, for the rest of your life. (See, you thought it was going to be kinky!)
But who would take the cardboard? We'd still eat chococolate and ice cream and, oh, burgers and stuff...
Me: We eat McDonalds burgers, they're basically cardboard.
Even a McDonalds burger has some kind of taste! McDonalds burgers are probably masturbation. Not great, but we still eat them. And probably not good for you if you eat them all the time.
So there you go. The Wisdom of Kate strikes again.
-Kate, with typical brilliance.
Would you like the whole story?
This is Kate, musing on why sex ought to be more than just sex.
It's not just about a physical need. I mean, if someone gave you cardboard- run with me here, run with me!
Someone gives you cardboard. And this cardboard has all the nutrients and vitamins and whatever else you need, for the rest of your life. (See, you thought it was going to be kinky!)
But who would take the cardboard? We'd still eat chococolate and ice cream and, oh, burgers and stuff...
Me: We eat McDonalds burgers, they're basically cardboard.
Even a McDonalds burger has some kind of taste! McDonalds burgers are probably masturbation. Not great, but we still eat them. And probably not good for you if you eat them all the time.
So there you go. The Wisdom of Kate strikes again.