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[highlyeccentric]

scrutinised the requirements for youth allowance.

so far, the only chance i stand of getting any centrelink payments until after i've finished my degree is to get married.

in which case i might as well set my sights on widowhood, widow's allowance is probably more generous.

Comments

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

Nonono, you must have BABIES!!! Pump them out. $3000 a...um...pop. ;)

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

i could get married AND have a baby THEN become a widow. get widow's allowance, $3000 for the baby, not to mention family tax benefit A. ;)

[quisba.livejournal.com]

you can't just become a widow you know amy... why not go along the track of the stepford wives, just the other way around?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

make a perfect husband? only good husband is a dead husband...

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I think that would make a great article. "Maximising Personal Profit through the Australian Government Social Welfare Scheme". You could devise the paths of greatest return :D

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

*adds that to the list of articles to write*

[yuey.livejournal.com]

I was just about to say that! except u beat me to it, did u watch today tonight as well?

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

Sadly not, seeing as I'm far away over the sea, but I've read Highly's recent thoughts on this matter ;)