I propose a new carol

[highlyeccentric]

In the true spirit of the Christmas-New Year Period:

Pack the roads with cars and trailers (fa lalalala lalalala):
Drive the locals mad and bonkers (fa lalalala lalalala)!
Barely moving, on the freeway (fa lalalala lalalala)-
Jam the bypass, and the highway (fa lalalala lalalala)

There's more verses to be written, but I haven't managed to come up with them yet

Comments

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

I really love that carol. And every time I see B from now until forever, I shall sing it to him and torment him and gloat, for he gave me a blister with all the walking today. In the rain. In thongs wot my feet aren't designed to wear.

Thank you for this glimmering jewel of Christmas-presenty cheer :D

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

May it add to your merriment, if not your faggotry :P

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

OOOH! I should make a glittery christmas tree bauble that sings your carol, and wear it as an earing! That way it adds to both! :D (cake and eat it too)
Plus, I'll be the height of fashion!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

I <3 you, you know.

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. Right! May I help? I would either way, but it would be more fun to torment him in stereo.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

We shall form a choir! It shall be our entire repertoire! And we shall invite as many people to join as possible.

We shall need a name, though... Suggestions?

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

You see, internets, these people are my friends.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Would you rather your enemies torment you?

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

I have those? Gosh, I must be doing something right.

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

We do it because we care. Really!