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[highlyeccentric]

Everyone hurry over to Chappie's LJ and find out how many damnation points you've earnt

(I'm disappointed in myself- I only scored 4.5, everyone else is into double digits...)

(ed- close scrutiny reveals that I can add 'blasphemers' and 'evolutionists' to my total. 6.5!)

Comments

[tarimanveri.livejournal.com]

I think I can only safely claim 7 - but then, I am claiming atheist and hypocrite so clearly I have no morals... so I could also claim liar which would then both become true and take me up to 8...

Who's bringing the marshmallows?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

I'd say me, but I'd probably have devoured them before we get there...

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

What's the point five?

I think I was somewhere around twelve.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

only twelve?

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

Well, I should count liar, hypocrite, pot-smoker and drunkard because I do those occasionally even if I'm bad at them, and it's 11. Not even twelve.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

you need to get your act together!

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

Well, I do miss out on 'lesbian' and 'homosexual.' Maybe I can start with those. I have a pair of scissors around somewhere...

[areyoustrange.livejournal.com]

Says you. I can rustle up a pair of scissors and get rid of B's man-parts and your halo in one snip.

[sea-of-tethys.livejournal.com]

Assuming Jews count as blasphemers, I can still only manage 6.5. I'm just not that into sports, I guess. Or whoremongering.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

I don't think Jews count as blasphemers- but you don't get pagan points either.

You can have 'blasphemers' for even the slightest taking of the lord's name in vain, though.

[sea-of-tethys.livejournal.com]

Ah, that'll do :)

[ahsavka.livejournal.com]

"Sports Fans"?

"SPORTS FANS"?

Jeez, man, that alienates all the Nascar Christians, and that's a big bite from the middle of the USA.

I'm about a 6, methinks. But I'm a respectable 9 if you count being a liar and a thief, because I've pilfered ancient software and have definitely lied (always with good intention; I try not to even do that, anymore), and I bet I've been a hypocrite about something.

Not a psychic, though, alas.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

oooh, pirating! that can give me theif points!

7.5!

[daiskmeliadorn.livejournal.com]

YOU CALLED ME CHAPPIE!

*floods you with love*

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

not enough people calling you Chappie, I take it?

[daiskmeliadorn.livejournal.com]

it's an uphill battle, i tells you.

they're all, "chappie? huh?" and i have to explain about my desire for manliness, and endure their laughter, and STILL they persist in calling me bron.

*sigh*

also i need more chap clothes/accessories so i can be a proper chap more often

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

well, i can assure you that you are more manly than... 50% of the men I have ever dated. Does this salve your wounded manly ego?

[daiskmeliadorn.livejournal.com]

:D

i'm going to wear _that_ statistic with pride

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

:D