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[highlyeccentric]

Nigerian English sounds awesome

For example, a TV isn't switched on or off — it's "on-ed" or "off-ed."

A Nigerian congratulating someone on a success or victory will likely "felicitate" him rather than offer felicitations. Similarly, people are invited to "jubilate," or celebrate, a triumph...

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[rxgra.livejournal.com]

As long as they're felicitating, and not fellating. There's a time and a place for everything.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

i dunno, sounds like a good victory prize to me...

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[rxgra.livejournal.com]

True story: I have been known to confuse "flagellation" with "fellatio".

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

no reason you can't have both!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

bugger. forgot you read this :p

[rxgra.livejournal.com]

OH&S if simultaneously applied!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

no such thing as OH&S in your own bedroom... :P

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

What? It was a good answer! Most hilarious!

The death was of laughter.

[(Anonymous)]

anything that makes you convulse in pain - be you the fellatior or fellatiee - could have serious asphyxiation-type consequences. convulsing with pleasure is entirely acceptable, however. medical fact i just made up. so if you like your flagellation, go for it. XX, pix

[daiskmeliadorn.livejournal.com]

lol