You guys...

[highlyeccentric]

This language is going to drive me mad¹. I think modern German may have been designed to bamboozle whatever weird people learn Anglo-Saxon first.

Consider the matter of first person pronouns:

1. Anglo Saxon: Ic - pronounced "ick" or "ich", there might even be a rule to which one you use, but I've forgotten it (Sorry, Venerable Alex.)
2. Middle English: Ich - pronounched "ich" or "i-ch", depending on who you're listening to.
3. German: Ich - prounounced some way I can't possibly reproduce, but which is most definitely not "ich" or "i-ch".

And then tonight, because I'm weird, I was reading the grammar at the back of my dictionary, and discovered that the past participle is formed by whacking 'ge-' onto the present tense. I HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO IGNORE RANDOM GE- prefixes, people!
... although, glod, what wouldn't I give to know what this wandering ge- thing did in Proto-Germanic...

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1. For those new to the world of Me Learning New Languages, this is my battle-cry and expression of glee.

Comments

[tea-fiend.livejournal.com]

How are you having trouble with ich? The ch is the same as the Russian letter x, if that helps.

And why did you used to ignore the ge- prefix? I found it dead handy whenever it cropped up. But then, I learnt German first, and in Middle or Old English or wherever I was coming across it, I could use it as an indicator of tense. It does make sense, really.

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

You'd love learning Dutch then, because they do the ge- thing as well :P

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

I found it dead handy whenever it cropped up. But then, I learnt German first, and in Middle or Old English or wherever I was coming across it, I could use it as an indicator of tense. It does make sense, really.

No, it really really doesn't, because it's NOT an indicator of tense in English of any form. No idea what it IS - sometimes the ge-form of the word is completely different in meaning to the regular, sometimes it might be an intensifier but mostly my teachers seemed to think it was a decorative flourish.

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

The ge- is confusing even without having learned anything else first, trust me. I never got the hang of German tenses.

Also, how are you saying "ich"? Are you getting the roof of your mouth involved enough?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

... what does your ge- thing do?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

I don't KNOW. The class is too big and full of people pronouncing things badly. I need to sit down and have someone repeat it at me repeatedly.

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

Same thing as in German - turns things into past participles, for example, the verb hebben:

ik heb = I have
ik had = I had
ik heb gehad = I have had

BTW, you may find Interglot useful - as well as direct translations it offers synonyms and verb conjugations. Very handy for a quick look-up.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Awesomeness!

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

In Middle Welsh (dunno about Modern), f is v, ph is f, u is u or v, w is oo, ll is hl, ff is f, dd is like OE thorn, th is like OE eth... You get the picture.

The first letters of words change if they're preceded by words that end in vowels, or if there's a feminine singular noun after the article, or [one of a thousand different reasons]. This means that if you don't know a word, and you look it up in the dictionary, it might not be there because it actually starts with a different letter.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

dd is like OE thorn, th is like OE eth

I think you mean ON. ;)

At least at Sydney, no one makes a distinction between thorn and eth in OE. Apparently there are SOME people still holding out for a distinct pronunciations, but I've seen nothing yet to suggest that there's a difference.

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

If we were in the same city, I'd offer (I sucked at grammar but oh was I proud of my pronounciation - and I always leap on the chance to do pretty much anything involving German. Have I mentioned my weird crush on Germany before? It's... odd. Anyway), and if the handy dandy CD that came with my textbook hadn't snapped in half sometime during the mishigos of first year, I'd ship it down to you, but as it is... have you tried the internet?

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Þ = alt+0222
æ = alt+0230
ð= alt+0240

My advice is twofold:

1. Install Junicode, it's by far the best font for medievalists
2. Find your characters in the word insert character menu, and set yourself some simpler shortcuts for them (mine go alt-t-h and ctrl-alt-t-h, I believe). (http://junicode.sourceforge.net/)

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

No, I have not yet tried the internet. Must do that at some point.

[niamh-sage.livejournal.com]

Can this lot (the Canberra German Speakers' Network) maybe help?

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

Hey, I do Welsh, not English or Norse. We don't even use the extra characters, we just drive ourselves crazy using the ones we've got. Although we DO have an alternate W-character.

[anachronisma.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say except MUAHAHAHAH.

I don't really have an "evil face" icon so have Robin Hood looking smug.

[metaphoroflife.livejournal.com]

I think Deutsche Welle does iTunes radio streaming again (after having been down for goodness knows how long) so that's a decent place to start just to expose yourself to the phonemes of the language, and so you have an idea how it sounds. The only tip I can think of is to speak in the front of your mouth ('vorn im Mund!') like my Austrian German teacher told me to all the time, because English is spoken in the throat by comparison. Apparently it helps? Uh. Yes. And there are my learnings.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

It's occasionally a tense indicator in certain forms of Middle English -- it's not always, but it happens frequently enough that when I see the ge- or ye- or ȝe- prefix I automatically check whether it's a past participial or other past tense form.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Junicode is spectacular for Old English, but I'm not nearly as fond of it for Middle English, and the sizing's awkward for general usage. My new favorite medievalist font is Andron Scriptor Web (http://www.mufi.info/fonts/).

[sea-of-tethys.livejournal.com]

I think it varies by region, but one of my German teachers said it should be almost a hissing sound -- sort of like the noise people make to imitate an angry cat.

That probably isn't very helpful.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I can has linky to this radio streaming thing?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

It DOES? *snorts* well, I got through two years of messing around with ME by just ignoring it.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

No, that sounds about right, actually. I just can't make it on command yet ;)

[metaphoroflife.livejournal.com]

There's a whole page of German radio here - http://www.listenlive.eu/germany.html - (I think my German student uses this, and there are a huge number of stations you can stream/download, so go nuts). For Deutsche Welle in German, look for the 'Deutsche Welle' link, with the 'in German' description, click on the stream link next to the little icon that looks like a diamond with a yellow thing (this (http://www.listenlive.eu/dw-de.m3u) is the link) and it should open in iTunes as a continuous track and will begin playing. I tried going to their website but I just got German news in English.

You can also try going to iTunes, clicking on 'Radio' in the sidebar, choosing 'Talk/Spoken Word', going to 'Deutsche Welle' and selecting the one with its description in German.

I'm sorry those instructions are so long. And you need to have iTunes for both of them, which is unfortunate if you don't.

[metaphoroflife.livejournal.com]

Delta Radio! That's the one he listens to. http://www.deltaradio.de/

The front page is funny even if you can't speak German.

[eggs-maledict.livejournal.com]

Um I hate to be the one to bring it up, but Rammstein can be helpful for pronunciation, and for 'ich' in particular, they've done a song called Ich Will (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlPhAmaFtVE) which gives a pretty good idea of what it should sound like. I know there are massively varying opinions on the usefulness of Rammstein to German students but it worked for me...can't hurt for pronunciation.

[kishnevi.livejournal.com]

Do you have any Jews handy? Because the German ch is almost exactly the same as the sound of the Hebrew letter chet. If you know how to pronounce the Hebrew words l'chaim or Chanukah, you know how to pronounce ich.

It's also the same sound as the one that ends the Scots word "loch".

Failing these, put your tongue at the roof of you mouth and prepare to spit. That's as close as I can describe the actual mechanics of pronouncing it.

To further complicate matters, there are some dialects which pronounce it as a soft sound, as in church or chatter.

If random prefixes wierd you out, just wait until until you start dealing with verbs that get split up. I think they're called separable prefixes. Thus:
I come to Berlin = Ich komm' zu Berlin. (infinitive is kommen)
I come back to Berlin = Ich komm' zu Berlin zuruck. (infinitive is zuruckkommen).
I have come back to Berlin = Ich hab' zu Berlin zuruckgekommen.
Zuruck has an umlaut there, but my ascii-fu is too weak to get in.
Usually the separated part is a actually a preposition or adverb on its own, but glommed onto the main verb. Just remember that the prefix shows up at the end of the clause or sentence unless it's one of those cases where the verb itself is required to be at the end, in which case the prefix is joined to the parent verb, but ge- gets put between them because the prefix is only a prefix.

And after you've got a semester worth under your belt, look up Mark Twain's tirade against the German language. Not only is it funny, but it's deadly accurate; sentence ending verbs come in for more than their share of the diatribe.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

But I DO have iTunes, so that is excellent ;)

[metaphoroflife.livejournal.com]

Yay! I hope it helps some.

[(Anonymous)]

try Old Irish. I've done OI and MW, and trust me, MW pronunciation is a walk in the park once you get used to all the strange letter combos. OI grammar, on the other hand...

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)